Living That Unemployed Toy Life

Being unemployed has started to take its toll on my toy life. While I was employed I was bringing in at the very least 2 toys a month. Guess how many I got this month, 3! Some may say "Jake how did you do it? 3 TOYS EVEN WHILE UN EMPLOYED?" To that I say "Ignorance". Yes I may have spent the last of my money on toys, but who wouldn't? I mean seriously I needed that Ultrus Bog, I REALLY NEEDED that USIR, and GARY HAM IS SUCH A NICE GUY HOW COULD I SAY NO?! Anyhow I will be on the job hunt soon enough perhaps staples will hire me back and I will be able to buy more toys once again. November 1st is coming soon which means the "KRAWLUSS" (Skinner and MVH's lovechild) will be released it really saddens me to say that I will not be able to get it. Unless you want to donate 300 dollars to the "Jake needs more toys foundation". I should make that....I think I will. Best charity ever.

New Drawing

 Definitely just getting weirder everyday. Hope you enjoy.

I am pretty stoked for the new episode of Breaking Bad

Tonight, I will finally get to see what happened to that kid, and where the hell Vince is gonna go with the script. So stoked, I love this show I only wish it were 2 hours longer.

My Toys

Nothing special at all, but its a start. I hope its ridiculous this time next year.

I made myself a new logo.

So I created myself a little logo! Tell me what you think!

I can't think of a creative title.

I was thinking "stay golden pony boy" but it has been over used in the past years. I re bleached my hair today, my Mom decided to mix a toner with bleach and a developer and resulted in making my head feel as though it was on fire. Not a good time I must say, however it is finally that beach babe blonde I was hoping for. Its pretty tight. Now I am just kind of waiting for the things inside my head to kill themselves(or at least tire themselves out) so I can sleep. This usually doesn't happen for another 5 hours, so I guess I am fucked. Anyhow I think I am going to shut my laptop for the night. Whoever reads this...I love you o____o

Oh, okay Disney.

WHAT?!
Slender is the scariest game I have ever played. Disney loves Slenderman apparently.

TItle Fight

         Over the years a lot of people have tried to get me into the band Title Fight. Starting with my friend Nick Montano way back in highschool before anyone knew who they really were. At the time I am pretty sure I didn't even know what music was so I decided to ignore him. It wasn't really until this year that I say down and listened to them. Another friend of mine Zach is thoroughly obsessed with them, and he started playing them while I was getting tattoo'd by his girlfriend Rubee. I had no idea that what he was playing was Title Fight, and I loved it. He played the song "Safe In Your Skin" off of the album  Shed which was released early 2011. The extremely haunting melody and clean vocals took me over, and I almost didn't even feel the tattoo I had currently been getting. I had no idea that Title Fight was so talented. I then went home and the whole way home listened to the album Shed, which in all honesty has grown to be one of my favorite albums ever done.
           Either way all I can really feel is stupidity for not just trusting Nick in the first place and listening to them way back in the day. Floral Green is coming out in September and I already pre ordered it, my friend Jake tells me its mind blowing. So I may throw up and kill myself after listening to it. I guess we will just have to wait and see.

Call Me the Carrot

I "bleached" my hair tonight. I suppose its not as orange as a carrot, however its not nearly as blonde as it was the first time I did it. The first time I did it, it was beautiful. It had a shine all its own. Now I just look like some hoodrat who wanted to look like lil kim in the early 90's. Oh well I can always go over it again just as the artist paints over the nude woman that so kindly allowed him to paint. Not knowing that the artist himself was just an aging pervert looking for a good time, and painting her a mediocre portrait of her sexuality that even a child could see looks nothing like her. I suppose im getting off topic. My hair is fucking orange. Goodnight.

Quitting Smoking..Again..

So I quit smoking, again. This will be the third time, hopefully for good. Its incredibly hard though. I have the E-Cig but I feel as though there is constantly something weighing me down when it comes to living without cigarettes. However I really need to, its such an awful habit.
On a brighter note my job doesn’t suck. Certain things just bug me, such as workplace drama(but really there isn’t a whole lot), and customers..I hate customers, I hate them so much they make my life a living hell. However not all customers are awful people, just the majority of them. The ones who decide “Hey, lets go to Boba Tea Company at 8:55, I MEAN CMON THEY CLOSE AT 9:00” those customers are the worst. Or the customers who bring in their demon spawn children, the children that decided the world must burn. They decide to run all around the store smearing their dirty little fingerprints all over all the glass, and mirrors, and THE CHILDRENS MOTHERS WHO DECIDE TO LEAVE THE DIAPERS IN THE BATHROOM.  Perhaps the worst of all is the little teenage jerks who decide to come in after school, and spit the Boba that WE SPEND HOURS CRAFTING on our windows that we later have to clean.
However when you subtract the customers and workplace drama(as little as there may be) my job rules.

Plane Ride To Seattle

        Plane Ride To Seattle(Older Blog)

        Some would say "The day was startin off right." I had a bit of a different point of view. The sun was out, I hate the sun it just burns me, and makes me want to take my shirt off. Its sadistic really, the fuckin sun. We just left Phoenix where the sun was showing off its hottest moves. I hate the sun.
However now we are on the plane to Seattle, and I couldn't be more... happy. I am staring at a picture of Zooey Deschanel too, so I guess I can't go wrong. She is so cute. My little brother just got back from the bathroom and as he usually does is commenting about each and every little thing that had to do with it the main point being that "It's small". Now he is wearing a neck pillow backwards, he is such a strange boy.
My Mom is the reason I was staring at a picture of Zooey Deschanel, she bought the new issue of "Glamour". Its a strange magazine, but hey it is full of beautiful women so im not going to judge. Im thinking about Jennifer Lawrence, god I love Jennifer Lawrence. She is the opitomy of the term "Babe". The girl that is behind me looks kind of like Jennifer Lawrence I want to say something, but I am a pussy. Oh well I guess its just another lost oppourtuinty. Anyway back to Katniss...I mean Jennifer Lawrence...Fuck I forgot what I was saying.

The flight attendants on this plane are rather, over enthusiastic. Always smiling, and rather optimistic. Knowing that at any moment something could go awry with one of the engines and we could all crash and burn I cant say that I share there optimism. I am not afraid of air planes, I am afraid of nature. Nature has this funny way of doing things to me, unspeakable things. So I shant speak of them. I am thinking about work for some reason, about making drinks, and how I hate all the customers, except for the cute girl that works at starbucks, about how as soon as I get back from my glorious vacation that I will have to work two days in a row. I should really cut work from my mind. Although I wouldn't mind a "Kangaroo" right now. Unfortunately airplanes aren't smart enough to carry Boba Tea. Oh well.
My little brother just informed me that he may or may not have farted. I smell the fart Sam, I am on to you. The stench was vile enough to immediately make me throw my shirt over my nose. I know it was him, he even somewhat admitted to it. By saying "Maybe I did I cant really tell." Such a strange boy.
My mom just informed me that I need to keep my legs moving...while I am sitting. So I don't get blood clots, team common sense you just lost a point. My shoes are really tight though, and it is a bit irritating, however we must be close by now I feel like I have been writing for at least an hour. So once we get to Seattle I will have a cigarette, and take my shoes off. Forgetting all about the plane ride and just enjoying the weather, and smoke. I am going to close my laptop now.